Are you cosplaying the Flash??

Ooh yeah, but super poorly. Here’s a pic of me in costume from two N@CC’s ago:

Ouch. I’ve lost weight since then, but…work still needs to be done.

Fell asleep super hard last night without doing any costume prep.

Guess I’m gonna be Flash, then.

godotstopdot:

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

Get this on tumblr radar

bigbardafree:

I’m wearing a booster gold hoodie and a blue beetle shirt and batman pants and flash shoes walking around the con muttering about how much I hate dc comics

This is where I have laid my loyalties.

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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Your level of confidence when in cosplay more like

(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

Boostle.

(901): I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn’t looking.
(678): Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable

What have I been doing with my life that I’ve never thought to do that.

So I’m rereading Hark! A Vagrant and remembering the time someone told me I had tits like a hurricane and 

haha you thought I wouldn’t get the reference but I did.

(732): she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

Jersey.

(281): Did you really end last night’s sexting with “Stay thirsty my friend”?

Of course it’s from Texas.

(413): How do you get mayonnaise out of… well jesus it’s everywhere, let’s start with carpets

Larry, get outta there.

(816): you were mass sexting so we took your phone away