Sam and Steve hanging out at Target #LegendsFalconnow

Sam and Steve hanging out at Target #LegendsFalconnow

I just remembered that one of my uncles is following my Twitter.

noooooo

hackedmotionsensors:

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND this is TOTALLY the premise behind Swan Lake.

Or at least the Cherik version of it. Hah haaaaa I am uncultured swine.

Goodnight friends I am gone.

mako-symptoms:

kya-lok:

So I made a thing

GODDAMMIT

rainbowthinker:

bimmykimmy:

yasumiiii:

makochantachibanana:

HOW IT ALL STARTED

This makes it look less gay for some reason, and more badass

ah yes i remember. how we all thought makoto was going to be the majestic senpai type and rin was going to be the comedic relief….

Remember that time we all called them Tsundere, Senpai, Shota, and Pimp-kun?

cyclopsrose:

Pwned

How dare you wink at us while talking about getting your booty ate, Nicki Minaj.

You know everyone who’s not in the know just googled it. I bet salad tossing is trending on bing, the search engine for people who barely qualify for hell.

Nicki Minaj: doesn’t have a chef boyfriend that specializes in vegetarian meals.

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

bigbardafree:

i had to explain to my dad why i dont like talking about my music preferences with people because when youre my age and you say you’re a classic rock fan that normally somehow translates to “i hate everything else and kesha is the work of the devil”

i mean thats because most fedora wearing classic rock fans are like that

its so embarrassing being a fan of classic rock it really is but like thats the music my dad raised me on thats what i like listening to its my comfort music but its so embarrassing

OH MY GOD that just reminded me of this time

So I was cleaning Matt’s friend Sean’s house with my iPod plugged into a speaker, and one of my riding playlists was going. So it was like, rock rock rock Weird Al rock rock and the guys are having game so they just kinda put up with it

but then Die Young comes on and I swear to god it was like I shot someone in front of them. The sexist shit that came out of their mouths could have peeled paint off a car.

chartreuseadagio:

Cherik AU #1 : In which Charles hooks the biggest catch of his life.

Tricks: I was just blasting and drunkleny singing to ke$ha and you reply
Tricks: is that oyu rfucking calling sign
Tricks: batsignal of dance anthems
touchofgrey37: I GO WHERE THE QUEEN SENDS ME
The face of a sweaty person who doesn’t want her picture taken.

The face of a sweaty person who doesn’t want her picture taken.

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one of the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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