Weapon-X James Howlett: Bub..
Quintavius Quire: Heeey there Logan
Weapon-X James Howlett: You seen my kid round here ?
Quintavius Quire: …it’s entirely possible, yes
Weapon-X James Howlett: Are you wearin’ heels Bub ?
Quintavius Quire: They make my legs look fantastic so, yes.

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tinyredbird:

bigbigtruck:

carrymyworld:

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this is it, this is the one that finally broke me

Jen

wHAT

What’s a polite way to tell someone who just followed me that I don’t follow people who ask me to follow them because I am an asshole.

Oh wait.

Shit nah I’m gonna post it I’m sorry you can unfollow me I’m sorry.

God I love Hanson.

Like, I can’t even articulate it.

These fuckin’ Mmbop assholes have been killing it musically for almost 25 years like. You think that Middle of Nowhere was their first CD?! They were playing little shows as The Hanson Brothers when Zach was like 9, and they made an EP in their garage that was later remastered and widely released as Three Car Garage, and oh yeah they’re still making music today even though all of them are married with kids.

The video for their song Thinkin’ ‘Bout Something was a tribute to the Shake Ya Tailfeather scene in Blues Brothers, and Weird Al was in it.

Also Ike Hanson defeated puberty hardcore like wow.

They’ve come a long way from that time Zach saw a picture of them on TV and thought that they were a band made up of cute girls.

Mum just walked in with a bowl of chicken soup.

I didn’t even know we were heating up leftovers wow my senses are off.

I got 99 problems and they’re all ongoing Batman titles.

So there’s this new item on Gaia and

I was texting Ren earlier:

Me: What if I

Ren: I LITERALLY JUST WENT “GOD BLESS AMERICA” OUT LOUD IN THE GROCERY STORE

Me: WELL DONE

Ren: THANK

I just 

you know what

I don’t give the slightest fuck what John Green means to the science community or his idea of feminism or the causes he supports or the attention he brings to things that need attention.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is eloquent as hell with the science and he’s not a fuckwad.

Laverne Cox is on the fast track to being the name associated with feminism and transgender rights and pretty much every cause JG fans swear he’s championing, and she’s also not a fuckwad.

You ever see a commentary on a post that someone reblogged and you really agree with it so you go to reblog it but then you’re like wAIT THAT ME.

I just had one of those moments.

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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kutekweer:

big-gadje-world:

ashkenazi-autie:

voidwish:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Hey OP your link about 1938 is fucking horseshit.
But, the rest of this is important.

This is a link talking about the Nuremburg Laws during the Holocaust: http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007901

I’m just.. no words.. 

But antisemitism is over.

kutekweer:

big-gadje-world:

ashkenazi-autie:

voidwish:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Hey OP your link about 1938 is fucking horseshit.

But, the rest of this is important.

This is a link talking about the Nuremburg Laws during the Holocaust: http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007901

I’m just.. no words.. 

But antisemitism is over.

spektrmodule:

idk how there are ppl who think wolverine has been alive for like two hundred years and never once sucked a dick

I have 616 followers right now.

I am a universe within myself.