January 2012
Going out in a little while.
Probably going to come home drunk. I mean, there’s a very good chance.
Elle is dead-set on making me drink a buttery nipple.
I have no idea what that is, but it sounds disgusting.
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Now I have this headcanon about Wally and Flash stuff.
Yeah, he had a ton as a kid, but he stopped buying it when he became Kid Flash. Then, years later when he moved to the city and met Linda, he mentioned it in passing, so now every
birthday
anniversary
or whatever, she always includes a little Flash-related thing, just to mess with him.
Dick and Piper, however, are trolls.
Between the...
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December 2011
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“I’m a level-50 snark rogue with a dagger of wittiness and a cloak of...”
– Me
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What the fuck body
I already got my period this month. My period is not due until next week.
WHY AM I BLEEDING ALREADY GODDAMNIT BODY FUCKING STOP IT
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mooncalfe replied to your post: Bought Shadoweyes...
weird! you should’ve just emailed me and i’d mail you a copy! ;)
Haha, for how much of a fee? =P
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I have to think of a nickname for Wally Bucket.
Mello has Bubba, Mel, Melvin, and Melkowski.
Wally Bucket has
stop chewing on that you little shit
leave Ghoulia alone you little shit
stop biting me you little shit
Hm.
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I love OOC conversations while I RP with someone.
Wally: Should I wait till Ko actually cuts his hair or just go ahead and get it?
Me: Wait, probably. She's coming down from her coffee high, so it shouldn't be long. The grumpiness and insecurity is typical of a Ko coffee crash.
Wally: Wally shall either fix or make it worse with adoration and affection XD
Me: His love for her insanity is admirable. Meanwhile, over in Ko's head... "I AM AN EVIL CORRUPTING THING AND SHOULD BE SHOT"
Wally: LOL and in Wally's empty head... "SHE'S PRETTY. I LIKE HER. WE SHOULD KISS A LOT."
Me: Pfft. "I THINK MY DAD WAS FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN MY MOM OH GOD IT IS GENETIC NEXT I AM GOING TO GO EVIL AND START RUNNING DRUG RINGS"
Wally: "I WONDER WHAT'S ON TV THIS LATE AT NIGHT."
Me: "I KIND OF WANT TO TOUCH HIS BUTT, THE EVIL IS GETTING STRONGER"
Wally: "OH HEY, SHE'S CLOSER NOW. YAY, I'M GONNA HUG HER. HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T PUNCH ME."
Me: "HE SMELLS NICE. I AM THE DEVIL."
Me: We're ridiculous, and this is going on Tumblr xD
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waterwindow replied to your post: waterwindow replied to your post: But Water… YAY!…
um… Do I gotta be the captain? XD
No, you don’t…
Wait…Dose that mean I’m Captain?
…..
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Get ye gear on lassie, its the hour we sail! We shall sword fight madiens ‘o th’ sea, pillage from th’ rich!
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Talk about going out with a bang! →
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I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.
It’ll be on the inside of my wrist.
In big, bold letters, I shall have the words:
“Staying up past 2 am means you’re going to be a zombie tomorrow, fucknuts.”
So I never forget.
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FOR REAL just came on my Shuffle.
Oh my god, I have to go watch Gensoumaden Saiyuki now.
But
I’m playing zOMG.
No. Wait.
WHAT DO
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Ko and Mark officially have their asks open!
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Bought Shadoweyes 1 and 2 off Amazon!
Volume 2 is set to arrive January 4th.
Volume 1, anywhere from January 6th to the 24th.
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First Pics of New 52 Flash Action Figure Via CBR
speedforceorg:
Salutations Speed Readers,
Comic Book Resources (CBR) released the first pictures of Wave 2 of the offshoot brand, DC Universe All-Stars to be released later next year in an interview with Associate Marketing Manager for DC Universe, Young Justice and Superman Danielle McLachlan, Mattycollector.com Marketing Manager Scott Neitlich, Batman Associate Marketing Manager Derick Deller...
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Another Tim/Kon comic translation!
idlovetobebardafree:
Minor liberties taken with translation. I hope you enjoy!
[source]
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Barry Allen Texting Pied Piper...I read this off...
About two weeks later, Piper's phone rang, notifying him of a text message from the Flash....
[Flash] You brass stud.
[Piper] ....
[Piper] I'm a what now?
[Flash] Bad ass
[Piper] Coming from you, that's a compliment.
[Flash] You custard!
[Piper] Oh.. oh no. Are you trying to call me a bastard? That's slander, my parents were married.
[Flash] This phone is impassible!
[Piper] You weren't supposed to swallow it.
[Flash] You know what I mean.
[Flash] Do you know how much tribbles I'm in? My wife!
[Piper] You married a tribble?
[Flash] Stop it. You knew this would happenstance, didn't you. You conniptioned me to get this pheromone because you knew it would make a fellatio out of me!
[Piper] omg
[Piper] I had no idea the autocorrect feature was that bad when I suggested the phone.
[Flash] You expectorate me to believe that? After all the stunts you've pulled on me, you export me to believe it wasn't incestuous?
[Flash] incestuous
[Flash] incestuous
[Piper] It's a smartphone, not a Snartphone ;-)
[Flash] I N T E N T I O N A L
[Flash] I don't even want to ask what you mean by that.
[Piper] Just don't tell Wally, it'll give him nightmares.
[Flash] Kermit Piper!
[Flash] Piper?
[Piper] It ain't easy being green.
[Flash] You thermobromide?
[Flash] What does that even mean!
[Flash] Hellokitty?
[Piper] can't breathe
[Piper] I knew the phones had autocorrect but I swear I thought it was like my phone's autocorrect, where it'll suggest a word and you have to tap it to accept it. I didn't know that it just merrily substitutes arbitrarily.
[Flash] It's not just that it submissives, it's what it submarines.
[Piper] Mine tends to Bowdlerize
[Flash] This is the opossum of BDSM
[Piper] omg visual
[Flash] It's sending this stuff to my manboobs!
[Flash] M A N A G E R
[Piper] dying
[Flash] And you explode me to believe this wasn't one of your pussys?
[Piper] uh
[Flash] P L O T S how does it get that from P L O T S
[Flash] Pilots I could underwear but that
[Flash] I can't even text my nicely!
[Piper] Sorry I'm laughing so hard I dropped the phone
[Piper] Well I'll drop dead from oxygen starvation in a few minutes and you'll have your revenge.
[Piper] You can probably blame it on the Joker.
[Flash] I'm not bloomering anything on the jism.
[Flash] jack off
[Flash] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Piper] oh man I almost wish this was a plot
[Piper] Look, just give me a few more minutes, okay? I'm looking up whether there's a way to turn it off.
[Flash] Willy-nilly looked too, he condom fuck one.
[Flash] What is with this phone?
[Piper] Maybe we should just get you an Android phone.
[Piper] or stick to voice calling
[Flash] This is fisting
[Flash] F A S T E R
[Piper] omg
[Flash] I'm not always in a subatomication where it's a good idiot to talk
[Piper] Uh you did get two phones right? One for each of you?
[Flash] For a pretty penis
[Piper] Really Flash, what would Willy-nilly say?
[Piper] I hope you used protection.
[Flash] P E N N Y
[Piper] On the plus side, you could screencap these and post them onto Damn You Autocorrect ;-)
[Flash] not fucking
[Piper] Dude, you're married, remember? ;-)
[Flash] AAAAAAAAA
[Flash] Please tell me you can fondle a way to turn this oaf
[Piper] Not fondling any oafs, I prefer guys with brains.
[Flash] You know what I miniscule
[Piper] You sure you want to admit that?
[Piper] Okay I found it. You can turn it off in the settings.
[Flash] Where do I fuck that?
[Flash] F I N D
[Piper] I'm sure it has an available port but probably a tight squeeze.
[Piper] Great now I'm reminded of the old Bloom County strip where Steve Dallas got his lips caught in a disk drive.
[Flash] I cunt find the settee
[Flash] Look, is it oak if I cum over?
[Piper] Are you propositioning me?
[Flash] NOOOOOOOOOO
[Flash] I'm asking if you can just finger this thong for me
[Flash] AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Flash] F I X
[Piper] i can't breathe
[Piper] Yeah, it's cool, you can drop by. Waynetech just released a new gadget that should solve your remote problems. I picked one up for you.
[Piper] So you're defeated?
[Flash] Yes.
[Piper] Damn! I beat the Flash and I didn't even intend to!
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Shoot, I actually have to go to bed now.
First, gotta buy Shadoweyes on eBay. Then bed.
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
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thatmomentwhenyoustartlizzing started following...
Welcome! I hope you weren’t expecting something other than feelings about the Flash and also Monster High dolls!
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Adele keeps giving me DC shipping feelings.
I may have mentioned this before.
Chasing Pavements (from 19) is Boostle, where Booster wants so badly to be able to save Ted without fucking up the time stream, but he can’t. And he can’t give Ted up, or give up their little visits, even after he’s stopped looking like a young man. He’s just stuck in one spot, forever running both towards and away, but unable to actually...
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dayblur:
this song will never not be about...
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Thought of the Day
speedforceorg:
Does anyone else find it odd that the same Geoff Johns who wrote Ignition to demonstrate why the Flash shouldn’t be slow, decompressed and dark, would go on to write such slow, decompressed and dark stories as Flash: Rebirth, The Dastardly Death of the Rogues (which at least wasn’t so dark, but was definitely decompressed), The Road to Flashpoint and Flashpoint?
Why will no one...
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Okay. Fine. You win, common sense.
Common sense plays dirty. It sicced Body on me.
Body says go the fuck to sleep, or I will make your feet swell to nine and a half again, and you won’t be able to wear your new shoes.
Fuck you playing on my weaknesses, Body.
No, goddamnit. Stop listening to Bon Jovi and...
I never listen to my common sense.
If I go to actual bed, that means I have to take...
But I don’t want to take off my shoes.
Oh well, I’ll play zOMG until 2:30, then BED.