February 2012
Oh man, I was not expecting a full hysterical breakdown when I told my mum Davy Jones had died.
Add that in to the fact that the washing machine ripped a giant hole in the front of my good jeans, and this does not make for the best start to a day.
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pragmatichominid started following you
I have a feeling you’re here looking for fanfic. Sadly, I must inform you that this is a “feelings about speedsters and their Rogues” blog, and also an “oh god it feels like there is a chest burster in my uterus kill me please” blog, at least for this week.
If this doesn’t deter you, hiya!
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Wanna break your own heart in one easy step?
Read the last four pages or so of Artifice one after the other.
DON’T DO IT DEACON DON’T DO IT
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lopyun started following you
Oh man, did you pick a bad week. I’m just going to be talking about my uterus and crying about Rogues and possibly adding more to the smutty Victorian Rogue universe that Windy and I are creating.
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I have such bad cramps, I’m gonna fucking die.
Hey, do you guys think that an unexpected Shark Week should be called a shark attack? Just a thought.
Bed. Now.
Sometimes, when I’m really broke or really tired, I wish I wasn’t so fucking proud and also really shallow. Then I could date a rich guy and have him buy my comics for me.
I’d probably have to wear a Power Girl costume for him, but what fucking ever.
Oh my god, hypothetical gold-digger me is Booster Gold.
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#David Bowie has the keys to my vagina and he is ABUSING THEM
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WHY IS THIS NOT A NEW TAG
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what do you think each of the rogues kinks are?
James is totally into bondage. You know every girl (and guy) he’s slept with has been tied up with yoyos or slinkies.
I see Hartley as being pretty vanilla, though all of his boyfriends have had really nice hair, so maybe he has a hair fetish? It would explain the ponytail.
Mick got into having candle wax dripped on him because of his thing for fire, but then he found out that it just...
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jellygay:
fefmpreg:
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I have feelings: Jason Todd
fuckyeahjasontodd:
firefly20ffm:
Kay, Jason feelings.
Word to the wise, people, (one of) the reason(s) it’s taking me so long to post these? I SAT DOWN AND WROTE EVERY SINGLE FEELING THIS CHARACTER GIVES ME. And like I said a while ago, my death certificate will read: “she died like she lived: sobbing over fictional characters.” Because that is what I do.
OKAY, SO JASON TODD? I LOVE HIM.
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I want to die right now.
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My little baby.
tirn33:
screambitchesscream:
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cataruppel:
He’s mine. Back off.
… The fuck?
He’s MINE!
I think we can all agree that I have been campaigning for this child to be loved for years. If he is anyone’s, he is mine.
But I am willing to share, so that everyone will love him like I do.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
sinnumero:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
I wish Miss Piggy was my therapist.
Piggy for President.
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I’m seriously considering re-photographing my Flash collection tonight. I mean, I’ve added at least three shirts, my shoes, some socks (originally misspelled as cocks OH LORD THANK YOU FOR THE OBSESSIVE NEED TO CHECK FOR ERRORS BEFORE POSTING), six or eight figures, a statue, another hat, a couple wristbands, five trades, a Skelanimals Flash keychain, and probably some other stuff...
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madamecrane started following you
Hi, Desi.
I’m sorry that the first post of mine you have to see is about my vagina.
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As many of you many know, I work in a bike shop. It’s fairly testosterone-charged around here. I can’t keep spare pads in the bathroom, lest I suffer a week of “time of the month” jokes.
Which is why I’m now wearing a folded up paper towel as a pad. It’s itchy.
Damn you, unexpected Shark Week.
Tumblr, you ruined my speedster header.
Why?
Why you do this?
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I'm so tired, but I'm trying to trick my body into...
I keep nodding off at the register, then shaking myself awake.
I’m going to go home and sleep the sleep of the dead, so I’m afraid this is the last you’ll be seeing of me tonight.
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My dash is so quiet, I keep checking to make sure I haven’t unfollowed anyone.
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I seem to have an admirer, and their name is Dannirand.
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SPOILER
iweareggplantwithpride:
I may or may not have gotten a sneak peak at CC 9
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SCREAMING I AM SCREAMING YES ABOUT TIME OH MY GOD ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSDFGHJMK,JNHBVGFR
This had better not be an, “I’m sorry you lost your twin.” comfort kiss