pianissimopiper:

touchofgrey37:

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lllucia:

[Image: a picture of pimply white person wearing glasses placed over a background of alternating colours (coral, orange, green and yellow) with captions at the top and bottom. 

Top: SEES GIRLS IN COMIC SHOPS, CHALLENGES THEIR KNOWLEDGE AND OSTRACIZES THEM

Bottom: “WHY CAN’T I FIND A GIRL WHO’S INTO COMIC BOOKS?”]

nrrrdcakkke:

here i make u dis too

I don’t usually point out GPOYs of other people, but fucking shitcocks, that’s Shilo. That’s exactly Shilo.

I’ve known Shilo since maybe 2004, and I see him every few weeks at my LCS, also at every major sale and convention. He’s into superhero comics, and only superhero comics. He dismisses manga as ‘crap’ and, despite the fact that there are quite a few attractive, unattached, of-age women that go to this particular comic shop, he’d never hit on any of them because they’re not into superhero comics, and just into ‘shitty anime’. I’m into comics. Heavily. Before the reboot, my pull list at the shop I subscribed in was bigger than his by several books. Last year, while at the Halloween Tate’s sale, despite the fact that there were literally dozens of women under the tent going through longboxes and not just buying manga, he turns to me and goes, “I wish I could find a girl who was into comics, like you, except pretty and straight.”

Uh.

I mean, I can kinda see where he’s coming from with the straight part (most of the girl gamers and female comic fans I know in the area are, in fact, lesbians), but what the everloving fuck you do not say that to someone. I don’t think I even said anything back, my memory of the time after the event is strangely gone. Though he did leave the sale with nose-blood on his shirt, so someone punched him. God I hope it was me.

face leave me alone

#this is why i love you grey

asdfghjkl 

I love you too, Willis. But don’t tell your wife. Unless that’s Maggie’s tag. Then…no, I love Maggie too.

I challenge the people at my school who where Superman/Batman shirts.

*runs up to girl in batman shirt* WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE FEMALE ROBIN AND WHAT NUMBER OF ROBIN WAS SHE?!

girl: … There’s more than one Robin?

thought so

Yeah, but isn’t that just as bad as the “I wish girls who don’t know shit about superheroes would stop wearing Batman shirts” guy? In the end, all it really does it make you feel bad because you didn’t find a new friend.