Spent the drive to school wondering what ridiculous things some superheroes would “taste” like according to fanfiction
Here’s a few (best imagined in a sentence like “He/she/they kissed ____ ; he/she/they tasted like _____.”)
- Blue Beetle: Science
- Booster Gold: The future
- Batman: VENGEANCE
- Nightwing: The circus
- Captain America: FREEDOM
- Iron Man: Whiskey and sex
- Black Widow: Secrets
- Hal Jordan: Head injury
- Catwoman: Sneakiness
- Lois Lane: Journalism
- Superman: JUSTICE
- Donna Troy: Sparkles
- Deadpool: Crazy
- The Flash: Shattered sound barrier
- Wolverine: Snikt
- Guy Gardner: His own inflated ego
…I’d kiss Hal Jordan to find out what head injuries taste like. I’m very curious about that particular taste.
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I wouldn’t mind tasting the circus, it would probably taste like a combo of candy floss, popcorn
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Jordan to find out what head injuries taste like. I’m very curious about that particular taste.
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