community-channel-is-hectic:

Sail away, sail away, sail away…

nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter: “Red high. Twelve.”
GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

  • When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.
  • Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.
  • Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.
  • Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.
  • Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.
  • Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.
  • The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.

wallaceboden:

baby its YOU

protowilson:

protowilson:

protowilson:

giddytf2:

protowilson:

Online shopping is amazing.

Somebody draw Heavy in this.

As soon as I’ve done my homework.

protowilson:

protowilson:

protowilson:

giddytf2:

protowilson:

Online shopping is amazing.

Somebody draw Heavy in this.

As soon as I’ve done my homework.

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Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

*phone rings*
Tommy: ...Luna? Is everything ok?
Luna: Tommy, I need your help.
Tommy: With what? Did something happen? I swear to god, Luna, if--
Luna: Karnak gave Uncle a Stark phone.
Tommy: --anyone did--wait, Black Bolt has a smartphone?
Luna: He won't stop *texting* me! I've gotten *fifteen* in the past half *hour*!
Tommy: Oh my god.
Ahura: (in the background of the phone call) He just sent me a picture of one of the royal guards rubbing Lockjaw's stomach.
Luna: How do we get him to slow down? I don't want him to *stop*, I just want him to text us *less*.
Tommy: Um. Lemme think about that.
Billy: (from next room) Tommy, holy shit, I just got a text from Black Bolt, he wants us to come over for some kind of extended family dinner? So he can meet Luna's cousins?
Tommy: Wait, *what*?
Billy: And he wants us to bring Teddy and Noh-Varr. How'd he even get my number?
Tommy: Lu, did you give him Billy's number?
Luna: Why, is Billy getting texts too?
phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

monkeyelbow:

Peter you’re a terrible uncle.

Baby Derek and Papa Hale returns!! Only for fun :D

(443): Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i’m an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis (757): your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.

stacksbreadup:

So real

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

Ke$ha x Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna Kids
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andrewpresents:

Ke$ha x Marina & The Diamonds | 'Primadonna Kids' (MASHUP)

I love silly ship names.

To this day, Spork and Stark Spangled Banner remain two of my favorites. I’ve also taken to calling Bones/Kirk/Spock Bork. You know, like the chicken Swedish Chef noises from the Muppets.

OOH OOH remember when the AtLA fandom couldn’t figure out how to mash up Sokka and Suki’s names properly at first, so the ship was just called George? Because goddamn was that a hilariously confusing ff.net search experience back in-

Oh my god Avatar is almost a decade old Jesus take the prndl.