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Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

*phone rings*
Tommy: ...Luna? Is everything ok?
Luna: Tommy, I need your help.
Tommy: With what? Did something happen? I swear to god, Luna, if--
Luna: Karnak gave Uncle a Stark phone.
Tommy: --anyone did--wait, Black Bolt has a smartphone?
Luna: He won't stop *texting* me! I've gotten *fifteen* in the past half *hour*!
Tommy: Oh my god.
Ahura: (in the background of the phone call) He just sent me a picture of one of the royal guards rubbing Lockjaw's stomach.
Luna: How do we get him to slow down? I don't want him to *stop*, I just want him to text us *less*.
Tommy: Um. Lemme think about that.
Billy: (from next room) Tommy, holy shit, I just got a text from Black Bolt, he wants us to come over for some kind of extended family dinner? So he can meet Luna's cousins?
Tommy: Wait, *what*?
Billy: And he wants us to bring Teddy and Noh-Varr. How'd he even get my number?
Tommy: Lu, did you give him Billy's number?
Luna: Why, is Billy getting texts too?
phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

monkeyelbow:

Peter you’re a terrible uncle.

Baby Derek and Papa Hale returns!! Only for fun :D

(443): Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i’m an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis (757): your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.

stacksbreadup:

So real

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

Ke$ha x Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna Kids
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andrewpresents:

Ke$ha x Marina & The Diamonds | 'Primadonna Kids' (MASHUP)

I love silly ship names.

To this day, Spork and Stark Spangled Banner remain two of my favorites. I’ve also taken to calling Bones/Kirk/Spock Bork. You know, like the chicken Swedish Chef noises from the Muppets.

OOH OOH remember when the AtLA fandom couldn’t figure out how to mash up Sokka and Suki’s names properly at first, so the ship was just called George? Because goddamn was that a hilariously confusing ff.net search experience back in-

Oh my god Avatar is almost a decade old Jesus take the prndl.

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yukidama:

contentkiller:

fangirlingforeverz:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

GO TO YOUR ROOM TUMBLR.

…TUMBLR. STOP. STOP BEFORE I DIE FROM LAUGHTER

i am slain

 - noot noot fall in love
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hawkon101:

I finished what I started.

Full picture since Kyoya is cut off:

captioningcrusader:

It continues.

cappybara:

pacific rim valentines!!

send one (or two, depending) to your copilots this friday! spread the love image

aerosmithearts:

Just a few shining example from the new Lay’s Do Us a Flavor chip contest…

Basically nobody is taking this contest seriously.