I had a crazy dream and had to tell someone, but no one was awake. So I picked a Skype window and let ‘er rip.

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peterquills:

hellstarfantasy:

here’s beethoven’s moonlight sonata rendered in airhorns. you know, if that was something you needed

yes that is something i needed

waitingforthet:

"Why is this night different from all other nights?"
I think Billy is probably Magneto’s favorite grandkid.
This joke was copied and pasted from an email my cousin sent me.

I’ve heard this joke told three different ways now, and it’s always hilarious.

waitingforthet:

"Why is this night different from all other nights?"

I think Billy is probably Magneto’s favorite grandkid.

This joke was copied and pasted from an email my cousin sent me.

I’ve heard this joke told three different ways now, and it’s always hilarious.

I needed to make a text post so y’all could see the times

[12:19:41 AM] touchofgrey37: I just found a Raleigh/Chuck AU where Raleigh is a gay for pay porn star and it’s like 12k long and I’m gonna die because this is fucking great
[12:23:52 AM] touchofgrey37: HELP ME TOM CRUISE
[12:33:05 AM] touchofgrey37: I KEEP HITTING MYSELF
[12:33:13 AM] touchofgrey37: LIKE I’M TRYING TO MANUALLY RESTART
[12:39:00 AM] touchofgrey37: STOP SEWING AND CALL AN AMBULANCE I AM DEAD
[12:42:42 AM] touchofgrey37: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

OH MY GOD BARRY

YOUR FACE

I CAN’T

IRIS YOUR FACE

BART YOUR FACE

YOUR FACES

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